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'The Jokeman’ Goes Back to His Roots
Howard Stems jokester escapes from the studio and gets back on the comedy stage.
By HECTOR V.
MERCADO
Staff Writer
Although he is best known
as the ‘the Joke man’ on the
Howard Stern show, Jackie
Mailings' latest venture
takes him back to his natural
setting.
That would be the comedy
club stages of the East Coast,
where he first started.
“Hot dogs and Donuts”
starts off with Martling
telling off the audience,
much like he does every
morning with Howard.
He quickly starts working
a mixture of new, old and
classic material, which leaves
no one safe from his attacks.
This is unusual at first
because it is a departure from
his writing from Stern each
and every morning.
Everyone from Napoleon
to his own wife is attacked is
this CD. There are also manv
one liners on that will make
you laugh long after you have
finished listening.
Although you don’t have
to be a fan of Martling or
Howard Stern to enjoy the
CD, it is not for those without
a sense of humor.
Just like his previous two
releases “The Jokeman” and
“Sgt. Pecker” both released
in 1996, “Hot dogs and
Donuts” offends just about
every race creed and color,
including his own.
His book “Jackie ‘the Joke
man’ Mailings' Disgustingly
Dirty Joke Book” released in
October 1997, accounts for
much of the material on this
album.
“Hot dogs and Donuts”
was recorded over several
nights at various clubs.
Martling will be promoting
his new CD at the
Wherehouse in the Beverly
Connection on Friday Sept 11
at 6 p.m.
Martling can also be
heard locally on KLSX 97.1
from 6 a.m. to 11
a. m. Monday through Friday,
and seen Sundays through
Fridays on the E! Channel
from II p.m. to midnight.
And as if that wasn’t
enough you can see him on
the Howard Stern Radio
Show on CBS every Saturday
night.
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IiUIS’ VIEW
How He Sees Things
The Tonic of the Week
“With bracelets, PCC would be a better
place” as Luis takes on the dating
scene on campus in this weeks
edition of his column
This is not hyperbole. Not at all. In fact, it
is confined to the truth to the point that it is
depressing.
In the past months, I have been passed over
by “woman” who live with their boyfriends,
have boyfriends or, as pessimistic as it sounds,
just do not want anything to do with me.
Hence, I have developed a plan that will be of
equal aid to both genders.
My intention is not to make you feel like
Hester Prynne from The Scar!et Letter. Quite
frankly, there is no pleasure mat.
However, I aim to simplify our lives by
proposing that all PCC women that who are
currently in a relationship or not interested in
one to wear black, green, or yellow friendship
bracelets. Think about it. If you are seen wear¬
ing one of these bracelets, the possibility of an
— — ^ I admirer approaching you and then
making you feel uncomfortable with
insincere compliments about your
eyes will decrease drastically.
Anyway, he probably wasn’t looking
at your eyes in the first place.
If you happen to be a single
woman and, in Nick Twisp’s own
words “ready to mingle,” wear a tra¬
ditional red or blue friendship
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bracelet. Thought unconventional and proba¬
bly punned by AWARE on the basis that this
creates a meat market, in actuality this saves
random annoyance and humiliation. No, you
will not look stupid or desperate. That is why
we have the Dodgers and Kenneth Starr.
You may be saying, “well, how come men
are not being asked to wear these stupid
bracelets?” Simple. Read The Hite Report tes¬
timonies which claims that men are predators
and women are the prey.
Is this a new form of sexism? “liS js mere¬
ly part of the continuous breakaway from tra¬
ditionalism into the state of emotional ratio¬
nality and expression.
Not convinced? Then don’t sport the cool
bracelets. But do not forget to tune in to ABC’s
wretched TGIF when you are home alone, all
night long. Be aware that you are increasing
your chances that one of the many goofy and
uncoordinated hacky sack players will ask you
out.
You can get your complimentary blue and
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Steve
Gooil
It's a Swing
Thing
In case you haven’t
noticed, big band is back
with a vengeance. Steve
Good brings his own mar¬
velous brand of swing to the floor that will make you
want to suit up, ride around in classic cars and forget you
ever heard of “alternative” rock.
“It’s a Swing Thing” has a vibrant quality of
liveliness that much of today’s music lacks. From the
beginning with “Duke’s Place,” Good establishes his
infectious sound.
When he’s not busy making you want to take jit¬
terbug lessons and get out on the dance floor, he’s woo¬
ing you with sultry lounge songs like “Cool Baby” and
“Fly me to the Moon.”
My only annoyance with the album is goods’
cover of “Jump Jive ‘N’ Wail.” While it is a great song,
it has already been covered , and I kind of feel like it’s
being shoved down my throat.
That’s fine. There’s plenty more on the album to
make up for “Jump Jive ‘N’ Wail”. I’ve adopted "Too
Darn Hot” as my theme song.
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Eyesore
Lonely is an Eyesore
I wanted to love this album, if only for the fact that it
has two previously unreleased Dead Can Dance songs on
it. What other excuse does one who hordes DCD need for
purchasing this winsome little “goth” comp? In my opin¬
ion, none.
It isn’t as swanky as I’d expected though. Throughout
much of its short playing time, I found myself getting
sleepy.
There are gems amid the rubble. The Cocteau Twins
“Crushed” has an ethereal beauty, and Throwing Muses’
“Fish” is infectious. I bought it for the names: This
Mortal Coil, The Wolfgang Press, and Colourbox. If your
in a gothy quiet mood, it’s perfeo.
DttDh: Worth your cash?
DADA
They’re on their fifth album. While I haven’t heard the
other four, I wish they had quit while they were ahead.
You’ve heard it all before: the whiny singing and the
overused guitar riffs. They could be anyone from the
faceless pop crowd. They’re another matchbox 20 with¬
out the camel.
Some of their slow songs are tolerable. They’re sappy,
but tolerable. “This thing together” with its harmonizing
would be a good song if it weren’t for the guitar lousing
things up. I’m grasping for something good to say and
failing.
I wouldn’t shell out my money for this “been there,
done that” album. Visions of six copies lined up in the
used CD section are flashing in my head. It’s a sound
without substance that may be popular for a week or two,
but has no permanence. At least the case makes a nice
coaster.
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